Hyped Résumés

There exists a propensity for jobseekers to exaggerate. Why not? –Everyone wants to project the best image possible. To accomplish that, jobseekers often gravitate toward hyperbolic phraseology in their résumés. The rationale being, everyone else is doing it, so I need to follow suit. This me-too approach does not bode well with many employers.
 Three years ago, I initiated a company practice of avoiding inflated rhetoric. As you might expect, the backlash came swift and loud. Many clients revolted, claiming that I had failed to tout how fabulous, wonderful and otherwise marvelous they were.
In short, to hell with the facts. Make me appear other than what I am! They rarely stated it in those terms, but that became the underpinning message. Each wants to appear (in digital print) more stupendous than their fantastic competition.
Once you strip away the hyperbole, the fillers, the qualifiers and extraneous modifiers, what remains are the substantive facts. Many jobseekers cannot abide with that reality. Their mantra often comes down to inflate it; twist it; massage it.
Many jobseekers lose sight of reality, where efficient employers view their time as a precious commodity in short supply. For employers—or those who must endure inflated me-too rhetoric—the substantive facts are their core concern.
Employers need to determine fit, qualifications and liking quickly. The first two are usually determined by the résumé. The latter is determined in an interview.
The résumés that are concise, easy-to-read and digest jump off the computer screen. Available research supports this. Statistically, the favorable response rate for the concise dwarfs those resorting to puffery, hype and fillers.
On a daily basis, résumés arrive from across the nation. Many individuals are highly qualified, but encountering obstacles due to indigestible résumé content. In majority of situations, their résumés challenge readability.
The technical ones stand out for wrong reasons. IT technocrats and engineers readily assume that only a likeminded clone will read and appreciate their highly refined, technical skillsets. With that fixation in mind, they proceed accordingly. After months—sometimes years—of minimal replies, they track me down seeking a solution.
Résumés have becoming technologically sophisticated. They do not need to be convoluted—unless one chooses to make them so. Strive for clarity and Internet portability, and you stay in the game. Strive to inflate, and your invites to interview will arrive late.