The Virtues of Higher Unemployment

On an annual visit, Rudy’s doctor half-heartedly quipped, “If all our patients were as healthy as you, we’d be unemployed.” Realizing his faux pas, he grabbed Rudy’s forearm and added in a sober tone, “Don’t repeat that to anyone around here.”
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Ever notice how mainstream broadcast media jumps on the bandwagon each time unemployment statistics get released? Not unlike a chronic illness, it never seems to go away. According to MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell, “We know how to fix it. We've always known.”
Indulge me while I advocate the devil's position. No one running for public office openly embraces we promote lingering high unemployment. Many run on platforms boldly proclaiming "I've introduced new legislation to address this problem." Voilà!  Problem (almost) solved as if the solution was that simple, or perhaps even desired. 
In reality, no amount of legislation will fix high unemployment. The root problem is systemic. Oh sure, a major federal works program would provide transitory relief, but nothing long-term sustainable.
         Who among the employed wants to cure it? Surely not those benefiting from the misfortune of others. Furthermore, the unintended occupational consequences are mindboggling, should you care to ponder them.
Neither the government nor Corporate America wants the problem fixed. All that’s required is for the gullible to envision someone diligently working in a dark rabbit hole on a viable solution. After all, a major benefit of high unemployment is a higher crime rate!
The promise of low unemployment amounts to seductive rhetoric. It would cast a doomsday spell over expanding law enforcement, staffing for the various judicial systems, homeland security, private security firms, and social service agencies, to note the obvious.
The less obvious benefiters include trade schools, colleges, legal defense firms, mental health and healthcare facilities, bureaus of unemployment services, the NRA, weapons manufactures, many charitable foundations, publishers of self-help publications, HUD, libraries, relief agencies, as well as various public and private prison systems.
Lumped together, these entities represent a chunk of the nation’s economy. Removing those “we’re here to help you” jobs from the labor pool would only result in additional unemployment. Who in their right minds would want to undermine that reality in exchange for returning to an agrarian, go-it-alone, deal-with-it yourself society! Tea Party perhaps?
In the distant past, a declaration of war helped goose the economy by pressing the masses into military service. In turn, this helped modulate higher unemployment. With the end of compulsory draft and nine-year Vietnam War, that unemployment, quick-fix tool disappeared like Alice in Wonderland tumbling down the rabbit hole.
Welcome to the altered state of virtuous perception versus reality. Whatever you have come to believe about the evils of unemployment, it amounts to a utopian, idealistic mirage.

Copyrighted 2013 © by Robert James